Supporting Cast Futhark Kid Asa Mysterious and silent, the Futhark Kids are indescribable. Candy, a Cheerleader for Christ Do a cheer, you know you want to! Doesn’t Christ make you want to do the splits on your local altar too?! Jump for joy, cause Candy is here to cheer you on to salvation! Craig Follower of the Spiritual Fish, and overall plotting and scheming pathetic moron. The Fairies Victor’s spirit guides. They love to torment his tortured soul with their sweet and innocent goodness! Fina Crazed cat or plotting pussy? Either way she’ll scratch your eyes out before you can blink, or cuddle up with you if you give her some cat nip. PS: don’t try to smoting her. Apollinis Fututor – Captain Dead Language He speaks Latin, he’s got on roman armor, and he will gladly conquer you! Jacob, a Clown for Christ Come on kids, Jesus is Fun! Think about learning all those important biblical topics like death, torture, pain and resurrection from a friendly neighborhood Clown for Christ! Johnnie Enlightened a little too much, Johnnie is the leader of the local sect of the Pagan Spiritual Tradition of the Spiritual Fish. Kay Feisty and demanding, she’s a woman on a mission! Keeper of Vast Knowledge of the Spiritual Fishie she is out to reap vengeance for those slain in the name of the Fish. If only there actually were Spiritual Fish martyrs… Linda She’s looking for love… with Jesus! We forewarn you though, don’t ask her what she uses her crucifix for. Let’s just say, she’s defiantly very close to God. Futhark Kid Othala Mysterious and silent, the Futhark Kids are indescribable. Futhark Kid Asa Mysterious and silent, the Futhark Kids are indescribable Reiki Master Conjuring the awesome power of the Reiki he is able to mend bone, cure disease, and cook a hot-dog. the Pope He’s white, he’s papal, and his hat is bigger then his body! It’s the Pope in all his infallible glory!